{ Friday, August 14, 2009♥ }
FINALLY UPDATING.
My mum finally agreed to let me use the comp to play.
But only for 1 suckinsh hour.
Ugh. T.T
Okay, so found this thing on Facebook ages ago, just that I was too lazy to post it.
Personnally I juz take this as like a small joke, so batchies or seniors if u see this pls dun be insulted or anything :)
Yeah so u can decide for yourself whether it is FUNNY or SICK.
*CAUTION: You may not understand some of these, but anyways juz E.N.J.O.Y. !!!
TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A SOFTBALL PLAYER:
1. We use our hips for power
2. We make sure to touch every base before scoring
3. Don't fret-- We can handle it fast, hard, or slow
4. We can be in 9 different positions.
5. We play with big sticks and bigger balls
6. Dirty?!? Hmmph- We aren't afraid to get dirty AT ALL
7. We let the visitors be on top
8. We're always up for extra innings
9. We are encouraged to "score early" and "score more"
10. We're good with our hands
11. Don't fear--With us you're always SAFE!
12. We keep the lights on for night games
13. We have the perfect grip
14. Getting too hot?? Nevrmind, We can handle the heat
15. You get three strikes before YOU'RE OUT (too bad~~)
Source: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2217971674
Edited by: ME! :)
Okay it's a little sick, but more funny than sick XD